I have to vent for a moment...i am at work right now and i want to go over a few things with all of you...
- Don't bring your child to the ER with fever for 3 hours. give them medicine consistently and wait for a symptom to come...if the fever persist throught the medicine, maybe take them to the ER...but wait 24 hours...unless it's 105 RECTALLY. i don't want to torture your child for no reason, unless there is a reason your child can't have a fever.
- Don't come to the ER for back pain for a month...go to your own doctor...that's not an emergency.
- Don't stick baby wipes in your vagina in leiu of a tampon and have sex thinking it will fall out...then wait two days so the smell is so bad that i gag.
- Don't call 911 cause your baby swallowed a penny an hour ago and is eating and drinking just fine. your mama may need that ambulance if she's having a heart attack.
- Don't drink and drive.
- Don't punch someone in the mouth with a closed fist and hit there teeth...that's a surgical emergency.
- Don't come into the ER because your toenails are so long they are curling up and expect me to trim them.
- Don't come to the ER for a toothache unless your face is the size of an orange.
that's all for now...i have to go back and see some idiot that jumped on her boyfriends moving car because she didn't want him to leave...idiots...job security...
i hope everyon has had a nice weekend.



3 comments:
OMG!! That is hilarious!! #3 is disgusting, but #7 about made me throw up my breakfast...kind of makes me love my job that much more!! Have a great week!
Kari
That's why they pay you the big bucks...to deal with the looney toons for 5 minutes and then tell them to follow up with their PCP..Thanks alot!!
Curry
That is freakin' hilarious! Keep writing that stuff down--it might make you tons of money some day!
Good to read/catch up on you & your fam! Addison is adorable!!!
So, Johnny is getting married this weekend! Can you believe it? We're very excited.
Tell your family hello!
I found you through Kari/Riley's blog. Mine isn't as interesting since I don't have kids, but the dog, chickens and cats make regular appearances!
www.theshadyacre.com
-Nat
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